A woman is like a TEA BAG - you never know how strong she is until she gets into HOT WATER. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Wednesday, December 14

Dear Sam's Club Bakery Lady ...

Would you be my wife?


Sure, I know I appear to be married (and to a man, no less), however, you do such heavenly things to my senses that I know we must be soul mates. 

You maketh your cupcakes so tender and true, they tickle my nose as I breathe in the freshness. 

My heart goes a-flutter as I lean in for a bite. 

We are meant for each other, my cupcake-making friend.

Do not deny me!  I know you like me too!

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